Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason
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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason
Weird, Dark Comedy, Satire
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A satirical dark comedy about Secret Societies and Internet Conspiracy Culture.
Conspiracy loving Flat Earthers, Randy Dunning and Gayle Kruger, will do anything to make the next great viral video. They’ll even kidnap a Freemason and keep him locked in their basement until he tells them what the Masons are really doing behind those closed doors...
Created by Jeremy Ellett.
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Introducing: Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason
A dark comedy of conspiracies and secret societies starring Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning, Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. And featuring performances by Jack Carmichael, Matthew Woodcock, Charlie Wes and Addison Peacock. "If you can get someone...
Episode 1: Shadowbanned
Randy Dunning’s quest for internet immortality is interrupted by a Shadowban. Writing, Editing, Production and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Matthew Woodcock...
Episode 2: Toasted Ravioli
Randy, Ed and Gayle try to create the next great viral video. Doctor K has a secret to share with the group. Writing, Editing, Production and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Jack Carmichael as the Narrator Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning...
Episode 3: And Everyone Clapped
Just another day in the life of Freemason Walter Clay. Writing and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett CAST: Matthew Woodcock as Walt Jack Carmichael as the Narrator Mike Paul as The Worshipful Master Mason Gabrielle Adkins as Amari Jordan Stillman as...
Episode 4: Thanksgiving Music
The end of the St. Louis Flat Earth Society. And the beginning of something else. Writing, Editing, Production and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett. CW: Death, Funeral CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger...
Episode 5: All My Homies Hate Sir Isaac Newton
Walt wakes up in a cage. Randy and Gayle get their money’s worth. Writing, Post Production and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett. Sound Design by Tal Minear. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger Matthew Woodcock as...
Episode 6: The Observer's Local Horizon
Ed Choom tries to be everything to everyone and Charlotte finally remembers to do her job. Writing, Editing, Production and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Charlie Wes as Ed Choom Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle...
Episode 7: Who Will Stand Guard?
The Freemasons start to panic. Mac takes Arlo under his wing. Writing, Post Production and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett. Sound Design by Newton Schottelkotte. CW: Discussion of Terminal Illness. CAST: Jack Carmichael as The Narrator David Ault as Mac Dean...
Presenting: The Grey Rooms
It all began with a nightmare and a laptop in a kitchen... What happened next has been described by many listeners as Tales from the Crypt meets Quantum Leap. Each guest of the Grey Rooms lives a new life every day, only to die...
Episode 8: Almost Famous
Randy checks in at Conspiracy Con. Meanwhile Gayle is forced into babysitting duty. Writing, Editing, Production and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Jack Carmichael as The Narrator Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle...
Episode 9: Enter the Echo Chamber
Everyone wants to know the answer. But nobody wants to hear the truth… It's the 12th Annual Conspiracy-Con in Kansas City! Writing, Editing, Production and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning Lauren Grace Thompson as...
Presenting: Mission Rejected
New episodes of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason are coming in October! But today on the feed we're thrilled to be sharing the pilot episode of "Mission: Rejected" It's a hilarious audio fiction show, made by some wonderful folks. After you...
Presenting: Believer
Today on the feed we’re stoked to be sharing the pilot episode of another audio fiction series we love. It’s called . Lara Campbell doesn’t believe in ghosts. But that doesn’t mean she can’t make money from those who do. She'd...
Episode 10: My First Time Using a Chainsaw
Randy and Gayle meet a new friend at the Hardware Store. Sir Isaac Newton recites his catalog of sins. Writing, Editing, Production and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett. Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning Lauren Grace...
14. Kafkaesque
Randy and Walt finally agree to be honest with each other. And something weird is going on with Gayle.
15. Multilevel Malevolence
Randy visits the bookstore. Mac gets answers. And Millie talks to the dumpster again.
16. In Beautiful Orlando, Florida
A Flat Earther’s origin story. Or why Randy Dunning is so Randy Dunning.