Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason Season 1

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason

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A satirical dark comedy about Secret Societies and Internet Conspiracy Culture.
Conspiracy loving Flat Earthers, Randy Dunning and Gayle Kruger, will do anything to make the next great viral video. They’ll even kidnap a Freemason and keep him locked in their basement until he tells them what the Masons are really doing behind those closed doors...

Created by Jeremy Ellett.

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Introducing: Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason

A dark comedy of conspiracies and secret societies starring Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning, Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. And featuring performances by Jack Carmichael, Matthew Woodcock, Charlie Wes and Addison Peacock. "If you can get someone...

Aug 24, 20211m
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Episode 1: Shadowbanned

Randy Dunning’s quest for internet immortality is interrupted by a Shadowban.  Writing, Editing, Production and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett.  CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Matthew Woodcock...

Feb 11, 202237m
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Episode 2: Toasted Ravioli

Randy, Ed and Gayle try to create the next great viral video. Doctor K has a secret to share with the group. Writing, Editing, Production and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett.  CAST: Jack Carmichael as the Narrator Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning...

Feb 25, 202231m
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Episode 3: And Everyone Clapped

Just another day in the life of Freemason Walter Clay.  Writing and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett CAST: Matthew Woodcock as Walt Jack Carmichael as the Narrator Mike Paul as The Worshipful Master Mason Gabrielle Adkins as Amari Jordan Stillman as...

Mar 18, 202232m
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Episode 4: Thanksgiving Music

The end of the St. Louis Flat Earth Society. And the beginning of something else. Writing, Editing, Production and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett.  CW: Death, Funeral CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger...

Apr 1, 202231m
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Episode 5: All My Homies Hate Sir Isaac Newton

Walt wakes up in a cage. Randy and Gayle get their money’s worth.  Writing, Post Production and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett. Sound Design by Tal Minear. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger Matthew Woodcock as...

Apr 15, 202227m
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Episode 6: The Observer's Local Horizon

Ed Choom tries to be everything to everyone and Charlotte finally remembers to do her job.  Writing, Editing, Production and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Charlie Wes as Ed Choom Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle...

Jun 17, 202227m
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Episode 7: Who Will Stand Guard?

The Freemasons start to panic. Mac takes Arlo under his wing. Writing, Post Production and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett. Sound Design by Newton Schottelkotte. CW: Discussion of Terminal Illness. CAST: Jack Carmichael as The Narrator David Ault as Mac Dean...

Jul 7, 202226m
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Presenting: The Grey Rooms

It all began with a nightmare and a laptop in a kitchen... What happened next has been described by many listeners as Tales from the Crypt meets Quantum Leap. Each guest of the Grey Rooms lives a new life every day, only to die...

Jul 15, 202250m
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Episode 8: Almost Famous

Randy checks in at Conspiracy Con. Meanwhile Gayle is forced into babysitting duty. Writing, Editing, Production and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Jack Carmichael as The Narrator Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle...

Jul 31, 202224m
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Episode 9: Enter the Echo Chamber

Everyone wants to know the answer. But nobody wants to hear the truth… It's the 12th Annual Conspiracy-Con in Kansas City! Writing, Editing, Production and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning Lauren Grace Thompson as...

Aug 14, 202238m
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Presenting: Mission Rejected

New episodes of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason are coming in October! But today on the feed we're thrilled to be sharing the pilot episode of "Mission: Rejected" It's a hilarious audio fiction show, made by some wonderful folks. After you...

Sep 4, 202227m
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Presenting: Believer

Today on the feed we’re stoked to be sharing the pilot episode of another audio fiction series we love.  It’s called .  Lara Campbell doesn’t believe in ghosts. But that doesn’t mean she can’t make money from those who do. She'd...

Sep 27, 202221m
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Episode 10: My First Time Using a Chainsaw

Randy and Gayle meet a new friend at the Hardware Store. Sir Isaac Newton recites his catalog of sins. Writing, Editing, Production and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett. Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning Lauren Grace...

Oct 2, 202222m
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Episode 11: The Top Five Serial Killers in St. Louis

Nov 11, 202229m
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SCP-2FEKAFM: BOBO

Nov 15, 202249m
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13: A Just and Upright Mason

Nov 22, 202230m
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14. Kafkaesque

Randy and Walt finally agree to be honest with each other. And something weird is going on with Gayle.

Jan 5, 202340m
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Presenting: Fawx & Stallion

Jan 12, 202325m
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15. Multilevel Malevolence

Randy visits the bookstore. Mac gets answers. And Millie talks to the dumpster again.

Jan 19, 202322m
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16. In Beautiful Orlando, Florida

A Flat Earther’s origin story. Or why Randy Dunning is so Randy Dunning.

Jan 27, 202328m
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17. So It Goes (down)

Feb 11, 202351m
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Presenting: The Subjective Truth

Apr 20, 202332m
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Presenting: Re: Dracula

May 22, 202339m
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Presenting: Wireland Ranch

Jun 22, 202337m
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Featuring: Death By Dying

Jul 26, 202330m
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Crossover: Forgive the Freemasons

Aug 27, 202315m
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Featuring: Earth Eclipsed

Aug 30, 202328m
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Featuring: Podcube

Sep 10, 202325m
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